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text; un: wulala

[royalfling]

Hi Manabu!!!!!!!

Hey this is really out of nowhere but have any monsters approached you?
Like hit on you
Like they were interested in you
Romantically
Or you know

[ The other "ly" that he's uncomfortable with typing ]

1/2

[siriusly]

what

[siriusly]

no

[royalfling]

Really?????????

THEN WHO ARE THEY HITTING ON?????????????????????????????

[siriusly]

what??

[royalfling]

This guy said that we're here to
to be with monsters
Pthmerians
Not humans!!!!

But no one I talk to has been approached by any monsters
And I thought it was because everyone I talked to is in a relationship!
But you're not!
And no monsters hit on you!
So who are they hitting on?????????????

[siriusly]

[wu what the fuck]

what guy???

[royalfling]

A guy on the network!!!!!
I didn't get his name

[ And never once did it occur to him that the guy might be lying. ]

[siriusly]

why do you think a random guy on the network is a reliable source wu??

[royalfling]

I don't know!!!!!!
I'm trying to figure it out!!!!!!!!
Like what if they only didn't hit on me because I'm taken??????
I HAVE TO KNOW
WHO ARE THEY HITTING ON

[siriusly]

Wu i am pretty sure the only hitting they do is the violent kind with claws

[royalfling]

That





makes sense

Do you think it's their kink?

[siriusly]

their what?

[royalfling]

Their kink!!!
Like a thing they're into





Romantically

[siriusly]

that sounds really stupid

1/2

[royalfling]

Well
That

You sound stupid!

[royalfling]

I'm sorry that was mean

I'm just very confused!!!!!!!

[siriusly]

i don't get WHY though
you don't even know the persons name and youre letting yourself get all worked up
even after finding a bunch of evidence to refute it
Makos a detective he should be able to explain that

[royalfling]

He

[ Oh Spirits
He gets it now
Mako's making fun of him. ]

Oh boy
I'm sorry Manabu
You're right!
I got all worked up over something stupid

[ Again ]

Maybe the monsters are just monsters


[ And Mako's definitely getting his after this ]

Mako told me to ask you

[siriusly]

[this is BAFFLING

manabu just staring at his phone like that poe squinting at paper meme]

thats really weird
why would he do that??

[royalfling]

Because he's a jerk!!!!!!

[siriusly]

telling you to talk to me about stuff means he's a jerk??

[royalfling]

No!!! He probably knows this is stupid and he told me to talk to you because he's making fun of both of us

Such a jerk

[siriusly]

thats weird
he says its because you dont take him seriously

[royalfling]

I do take him seriously!!!!!!!!!!
He just likes to make fun of me!!!!!!